I was blogging things before they were relevant.
"First Post!" he says, mouthing the words slowly into the mirror. He takes sidelong glances at himself from different angles, to ensure the optimal duck-face.
I can see it now: It's the year 2093. You are standing in the holoarchive of the San Angeles municipal hypermuseum. It's a tremendous place. An exhibit presents a new look into early 21st century life. An image hangs in midair - "whoa, two-dimensional" you think to yourself. Thankfully, it has a much more readable mental-transceiver-compatible caption:
I suppose this site is largely intended to be a journal of sorts; created in the interest of interacting with other like-minded heuu-mons. That said, it would be self-deceptive to think that blogging wasn't at least a little bit narcissistic. Admission is the first step, right?
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So, stay tuned for mundane rantings, peculiar observations, and accounts of generally questionable social interaction. As our modern society swirls slowly round the drain of vapidity, corporatism, and self-promotion, I'd like to offer you a nice cool drink of refreshing oddity; lets just hope it's not Pabst.